This is not a status update, and it's more than 140 characters long. I just wanted to write. I wanted to say hello to the endless connection of ones and zeros that means that anyone and no one at all could be reading this, now and hopefully for forever. I wanted to sound smart and thoughtful, and worth remembering. Worth mentioning. Worth having a stake in this endless abyss of creativity. Didn't think that this would get that deep? Neither did I.
But I digress. This isn't why I opened this editor. Those worlds above are not why you're reading this now.
So, to return you to your regularly scheduled programming: